The Very Secret Diary of Circe

The Post to Hate Rate

Are there any assholes on Writing.com?

(Wow, there an opening line for ya!)

My point is I've only ever come across really pleasant, caring people. If only real life were like that.

Wait! I'm forgetting the ever wonderful 'anonymus.' (That's not how you spell it but fuck it. It's too late at night and my brain is too spaced.)

Oh! You know what I should do? Find some people that bitched about me! Wanna see their reviews? Sure, why not it will be fun!

I'll start with the always popular 'Letter From Lucifer.'

Later

hmmmmm, dude, wheres all the hate mail?? I'm sure I pissed of some Christians at some stage. Oh well, better try harder next time. (Maybe that's somewhere else...)

Although I did notice this one which I think deserves some words from me:

i have 666 reasons why i dislike this item you wrote here...so let's get started, shall we?

#1...it isn't very written at all.
#2...a lot of grammatical errors through out.
#3...the sarcasm is contrived
#4...Lucifer's attempt to be sardonic to God is pretty lame
#5...i feel Lucifer is lot smarter than you give him credit for.
#6...assuming he could scrounge up the postage to send a letter from hell to heaven, i feel he would give a better attempt at a tongue lashing then you have presented here or possibly even come across more scornfully amusing...

i would give you 660 more reasons why this item is bad but i will spare your soul...as i have a BBQ to attend to.

love Satan

Why thanks Satan. I'm glad you took time out of you busy schedule to talk to me: a lowly fan.

1. "it isn't very written at all." Uh huh. Is this making some kind of sense I'm not in on?
2. Thanks, I strive to please.
3. Is it? Wowee!
4. really? Go me!
5. This is the one that makes me go 'huh?' Lucifer is a fucking genious. Or at least I think he is. I also think he likes slang and human lingo.
6. Okay, in my twisted mind God and Satan are friends, or at least two important players in the same game. One can't exist without the other. (Did you ever read 'Job' God's a fucking monster.)

Personally I really like Lucifer. (As you may have notcied in my stories.) And, no, I'm not a Devil Worshipper. You can't worship something you don't believe in. that's the same reason I'm not a Chrsitian. (Well, one of the reasons, but thats a whole 'nother rant.)

As my frined Ellie said recently: "Lucifer is an asshole but at least he's upfront about it."

Here, here, girl.

And since I'm already on my way to Hate-Rate-Land (Flights leaving every hour) I might as well add one last thing.

Christianity is the most horrible idea in the history of man kind.



Have a nice night ya'll


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Part one of my Vampires/Fallen Angels series-

Prologue  (E) The Angel Gabriel's expulsion from Heaven #541042 by Circe

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