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This entry has inspired and I/O!
After making a few humble additions to the In & Out entitled "Writing.Com - Ology," I was shocked to find that my entries had been erased. Confused, I sat crosslegged reflecting my suggestions. Three hours and one bitch of a charlie horse later, I had yet to come up with a single reason as to why someone would edit my honest thoughts from this wonderful website. So, in order to settle some of the confusion, I have decided to post my entries here, in my own personal corner of the world, so that you, my loyal readers, can help to solve the mystery. Ologies (and etc.) That Make Sense 1. mulletology: The study of 80's hairstyles 2. peek-a-gluteaology: The study of thongs in unnatural environments 3. Octagenariclogitology: The study of traffic patterns as they are influenced by blind elderly drivers 4. Predictafuckitology: The study of the systematic innacuracy of weather forecasts 5. Dubyaphobia: The fear of mispronouncing one's middle initial in front of a live studio audience. 6. Intellicreabullshitolution: The evolutionary theory proposed by the state of Kansas. What, exactly, is the matter with these, my insightful additions? Do you know? Please, enlighten me. |