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Printed from https://shop.writing.com/main/books/entry_id/427437-But-Comb-Fit
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Rated: 18+ · Book · Philosophy · #1064168
Haiku-like verse & story fragments based on random word combinations found in Spam email.
#427437 added September 3, 2006 at 1:31am
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But Comb Fit
DVD broken...
"You shouldn't have!" I told her.
"But comb fit!" she said.

I finally managed to pry the mangled comb from the tray. I popped in the old Teletubbies copy, hoping against all hope that it might still work, but no dice. "Dammit Trish! That's the second DVD player you broke this month!"

"Oooh! Daddy say bad word! Daddy saying dammit! Dammit dammit dammit!"

"Ok Trish, that's enough! I"m sorry I said a bad word... Now go to your room and go to sleep. I see if I can pick up a new DVD after work so you can watch your shows tomorrow."

"No! I Don't Wanna go to bed! I Wanna watch Teletubbies! I wanna watch Telletubbies NOW!"

"Trish! Go to your room!"

"NO! YOU CAN"T MAKE ME! I WANNA WATCH TELETUBBIES! DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!"

"Trish! Go to your room now, or you'll lose your TV priveleges for the rest of the week!"

"I hate you! You're not my real Daddy! My real Daddy wasn't mean like you! I wish my Mommy never married you!"

"Yeah, sometimes I wish that too..."

"What did you say, daddy?"

"Nothing Trish, I love you. Now go to bed! Please? Mommy will be home soon to tuck you in..."

"OK Daddy, I love you too. G'nite!"

"Good night, Trish."












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