The Snowflake Chronicles

Because I Fucking Can �

15 Azamat 163 B.E. – May 30 – 31, 2006 A.D.

Because I fucking can I’m going to respond to Problematic Content ‘s entry. I knew the instant I read the title it would be an out of the ordinary entry. Let’s face it the idea of someone with diarrhea playing volleyball is, at the very least, amusing. I could visualize the game and I smiled all the time I was reading it. All right, I have a very odd and sometimes bazaar sense of humor. What that means is I find some very weird thing amusing.

Problematic Content is braver than I am. When I have diarrhea, I never get out of the house. Actually I never get out of one specific room which is probably why I always make sure I’m living in a house with two bathroom. I never have a simple case of diarrhea; I always get sick at both ends. This probably explains why the toilet stool is right next to the bathtub. No matter where I live, I always make sure I get the bathroom with the bathtub next to the toilet stool. I don’t get sick a lot, but when I do I go all out, I mean there’s no reason to do anything half-ass.

It’s interesting that I never thought of creating a special journal for this contest. The reason I enter it was to spice up my blog entries. I will admit I’m doing that and then some. It’s not that I don’t want to start another blog at writing.com, I do but for some reason I’m becoming obsessed completing The Snowflake Chronicles and in reviewing it, I found large gaps where teeth are missing. Places, where for lack of a better term, I had attacks of near terminal writers’ block. However, I am alive, my sense of humor is returning and as soon as I get the money for a blood test, I’ll be back on my meds.

An interesting hypothesizes: “… negative emotions are the most entertaining ones to onlookers….” I never consider that before, but it’s probably true. It would make a good research project, I’m just not sure how a person would go about proving it. It would be fun attempting to prove it one way or the other. If one is going to do a research project like that, Las Vegas is the city to do it.