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13 Asma 164 B.E. - August 31, 2007 about 11:52 PM PDT Note: I used Prosperous Snow to come up with this name. ********* Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week,you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names..... Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name: a = stinky b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = poopsie k = flunky l = booger m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = snotty r = loopy s = slimy t = falafel u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa zsa Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name: a = diaper b = toilet c = giggle d = bubble e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = burger p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w= flubber x =humperdinck y = brains z = juice Thus, for example, George Bush's new name is FluffyToiletshorts. Go figure. Now when you forward this..use your new name as the "title of the subject line". Be yourself...That' s what makes you...YOU. |