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Bugged!

People ask me why I like to stay inside rather than "enjoying" "nature."

Here's one reason. Actually, here's FIVE reasons. Or, more precisely... here's ten quintillion reasons:

http://www.cracked.com/article_15816_5-most-horrifying-bugs-in-world.html

Now, granted, there are occasionally bugs in my house from time to time - usually for the time it takes for one of my cats to notice them - but to paraphrase the great philosopher Calvin, "The problem with nature is something's always stinging, biting, or oozing slime on you."

Hell... even Windows Vista doesn't have that many bugs.

Okay, maybe it does.