Life's Funny That Way

Global Warming and the North Pole

Global warming is a problem.  It is changing environments all over the globe.  But, think of the implications for Santa at the North Pole!  Reindeer are accustomed to the colder weather.  Will the elves have to then shave the reindeer to keep them comfortable?  Or will Santa be forced to switch to an animal more acclimated to the warmer weather… such as zebras?  Their sense of direction may not be as good as the reindeer, bringing up an entire new wealth of complications for Santa (Elf, 2008).  The sleigh can stay, at least.  Although it is for use in the snow, he is currently able to deliver toys to children in all climates, so it is assumed the sleigh is an all-purpose vehicle.  What about Santa’s red suit?  Obviously this attire will prove to be far too warm for him (Claus, 2008).  What’s next – Santa in a Speedo?  I don’t think anyone wants to see that.  Stop Global Warming Now!!!

Sources: 
Elf, Charlie the. “Global Warming and the Reindeer.”  The Reindeer Gazette  15 December 2008

Claus, Mrs. “Santa’s New Wardrobe.” The North Star Journal. 17 December 2008


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