Pearls of Wisdom and Foolish Mutterings

Running off at the mouth

Something very strange is happening. I think my brain is being taken over by Facebook. I am an avowed Facebook HATER, but I've been on there constantly for the last few days. I can't explain it.... it's as if I'm drawn there. I think someone must have a Facebook Voodoo Doll of me and they're making the tiny little Voodoo Doll sit mindlessly in front of a laptop with Facebook on it. WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END?

And on a different note.... since it is nearing summer (who am I kidding? I'm in Houston - it's almost always summer here!) But I digress... since summertime is upon us, I have been on my annual hunt for the most natural looking fake tanner. Because as we all know (and if you don't know this, listen up, it's very important) TAN fat is much more attractive than lily white fat. If you don't believe me, just do your own test. But we don't want real tan-from-the-sun skin, because of those nasty UV rays. Nope, we don't want to end up with an ugly three inch scar on our forearm from a skin cancer, do we? Although it was fascinating to watch the doctor cut it out and then sew the skin back together and thank goodness it wasn't the really bad kind of skin cancer. But I digress again.... Back to the fake tanner. Banana Boat spray-on tanner is excellent. It doesn't turn your skin orange, it works fast and the best part - it doesn't have that really nasty smell that most fake tanners have. Say it with me now - tan fat looks better than white fat.

What other pearls of wisdom do I have to share with you tonight? Let me think... Oh, I know. You know how we've all been complaining about how labor intensive it is to post pictures on WDC? I have pictures uploaded all over the world wide web because I'm a geek and whenever I run across a new photo upload service, I think I have to try it out. So, what that means is that I've tried just about every photo service out there and I think I've found the one that is the simplest, fastest and has the best display. Some of you are already using it because you've mentioned it in comments already. And the winner is...... FLICKR! Yep - it's the best. scarlett_o_h, this will be a good one to use when you get back home and want to upload all those pics of you with all the WDC'ers you've met while in America. The few that we've seen already that you and Nada graciously posted here are lovely and we can't wait to see more!

I think I will now take my newly tan body and my newly blonde hair and go to bed. Goodnight all! Sleep tight!