Short Stories and poems

Not a Poet And How I Know It Rated E (Poem)

I am not a poet,
And how I know it.

My Rhymes
Such Crimes

Haiku
What-cues?

Shakespearean
I can't even spell the guy's name

Rhythm and Stanzas?
How do they stand?

I'd take a class
But I'd never pass.

I think I'll stick to stories,
At least I'd have something to write, and write well.