Hey, life? Are you kidding me?

Seriously Now . . .

Choose any and enjoy:

ARE YOU A SKIRT OR A PANTS PERSON?

HOW HOT IS IT WHERE YOU LIVE?

HAS ONLINE RESEARCH CHANGED?

Cool, what diverse prompts. Since I've been such a cheater lately I'll try to answer all of them to serve my penance.

1. Skirt vs. Pants -- Easy one for me. Definitely . . . . PANTS. A couple of reasons stand out. Wait . . . are you asking what I wear or what I prefer others to wear. Well, actually I don't care what others wear so let's keep talking about me. Reason 1: I had bilateral knee surgery so I have scars that go about three inches below the knee to 3 inches above. I'm not embarassed by them, but who really wants to see that. Plus, I'd continually get that question, "What happened?" and to keep it exciting I'd have to make up a story lol.
Second reason, my butt is huge and I think skirts accentuate it.
Third reason, it's windy in oklahoma.
Fourth reason: I don't know, I just didn't want to stop at three.

2. Hot??????? I think we have had 23 days of over 100 degrees. I'm a winter person, so this is a living hell for me. This is the weatherman:

Well, folks. It's going to be another scorcher out there! Put away those snuggies . . . . chuckle chuckle.

I want to shoot him. I get the saying know don't shoot the messenger. Well, if he's telling lame jokes, he deserves to be shot.
As my Dad would say, "It's hotter than a 2 dollar pistol."
He also says, "It's hotter than who shot John." But I don't get that one. Anyone know?

3. I don't know if online research itself has changed,, but it's definitely changed research itself. Personally, because I'ma nerd I love to research things. LOVE LOVE LOVE

I wanted to share a cool quote I came across. It's in a Motion Picture magazine from 1973. John Wayne: "There's no generation gap that soap, water, and love can't cure!" I love that Duke.


finally not late with a blog Ralls