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Retirement

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron.
— Hartman Jule

We had a retirement ceremony for three of our teachers this afternoon. These are the people who have it made. Who says that getting older is a problem? I can't wait to get old enough to be retired! One of the teachers was not present for the celebration because she is on a cruise. That's what I'm talking about.