#850612 added May 30, 2015 at 12:25pm Restrictions: None
Saturday Humor
A lawyer defending a man in New York accused of burglary tried this creative defense:
"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb."
"Well put," the judge replied.
"Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to 5 years imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses."
The defendant smiled.
With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
Don't mess with Lawyers.....manipulation is their game !!
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