MY NEWBIE IS SHOWING

I Found the Offender

For the last couple of days or so, there has been a noticeable odor in the kitchen area where I work. And not of the pleasant variety. I pulled things away from the wall, dug in drawers and cupboards, until the sniffer got used to it and could no longer detect it. I thought I found the culprit when I threw some science project away that were lurking in the fridge, but no, not it.





On my way to the copy machine this morning, I espy this brown glob on the floor. If the sniffer were not activated, I would have ignored it. Upon closer investigation, I discover, it is a sprouting potato ready to be planted. Yeah. Eh-hm. The boss buys way too much food. He can’t remember what he has and it goes to waste.





He should just gather everything in a box and take it down to the freeway beggar guy at the end of the block. Put his good heart into overdrive.





That’s all. And what have you discovered of the odoriferous nature today?