The Treatment Program of Absurdity: 1

Prologue

My name is Harry Johnson, and I was born in Fairfield County, Connecticut, on August 4th 1992. I wish I could say that I grew up in lavish, but my house in Greenwich was a block away from the beach, and didn’t have a game room or a gym.. Though I looked young for my age, I was still a fit, 5’10 figure; and I had a pale symmetrical face and a brown ducktail hairstyle.
On the verge of my high school graduation, I was forced to acknowledge that if I went to college now, I would get the s*** kicked out of me by every frat boy on campus; and with the advice of my education consultant, I looked at therapeutic transition programs, to help me improve. During my senior year of high school, I was peripatetic in traveling around the country, looking at the different transition programs. Every program seemed too belittling towards the students that were taken in, but there was one that stood out.
The mildest program in the country was Great Ascendency in Kingsville, UT, which appealed to me, due to the lax environment. In February 2010, I took three days off of school to fly to Utah, so my grandpa and I could go look at Great Ascendency. I was impressed by the program, mainly the freedom that was given to the students; though there was one rule that I didn’t like: I couldn’t have my Xbox, but I realized I could still play video games while on vacation.
I was only 17, and had to wait five months to enter, since you had to be 18. Five months later, my grandfather and I went to Singapore and then Hong Kong, to celebrate my 18th birthday. On August 4th, 2010, we both flew to Utah.