The Treatment Program of Absurdity: 2

Harry’s Jeep

Being able to have a car at Great Ascendency was a privilege that took so long to earn, most student would leave/graduate before acquiring it. Since I was days within leaving Great Ascendency, I was allowed to have a car. My grandpa had just purchased a new Jeep Liberty, so my grandpa drove his old one down from Connecticut, so I could have it. When he arrived in the late evening of October 27th, 2014, the two of us went out to dinner at T.G.I Fridays, and the next day, I drove my grandpa to Salt Lake City International Airport.
The next day, Adam, Mark and I all went to a strip club right outside of Salt Lake City. I had originally paid 20 bucks for a lap dance, but then paid an additional 20 to see some pussy. Later, I paid $100 for a lap dance, which would leave me in a long-lasting state of delight. Adam and Mark just decided to throw a few ones at the strippers. When we returned to Great Ascendency at 1:00 A.M. on October 28th, we were all drug tested, and the results came back negative.