Evolution of love

Oneliners by US Troops

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." --U.S. Marine Corps

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground." --USAF Ammo Troop

"If the enemy is in range, so are you." --Infantry Journal

"Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo." --Infantry Journal

"Five-second fuses only last three seconds." --Infantry Journal

"If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush." --Infantry Journal

"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." --Joe Gay

"Any ship can be a minesweeper....once." --Anon

"Never tell the platoon sergeant you have nothing to do." --Unknown Marine Recruit

"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." --Infantry Journal

"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him." --USAF Ammo Troop.