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Lexophile Humor on Cow
The 10 Commandments
1. Wake up in a happy mooo-d.
2. Don't cry over spilled milk.
3. The grass is green on the udder side of the fence.
4. Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on.
5. Seize every opportunity and milk it for all its worth!
6. It's better to be seen and not herd.
7. Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder relatives.
8. Never take any bulls*** from anybody.
9. Never take the bull by the horn.
10. Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings every day.
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