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SUNDAY HUMOR
1. " I find Television very Educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and READ A BOOK......."
2. " The difference between Genius and Stupidity is; Genius has its LIMITS........"
3. " Be CAREFUL about reading Health Books. You may die of a MISPRINT......"
4. " The Statistics on Sanity are that One out of every Four people is Suffering from a Mental Illness. Look at your 3 Best Friends. If they are OK, THEN IT'S YOU............."
5. " If You try to Fail, and SUCCEED, Which Have you Done ?..."
6. " I have the Right to remain Silent... but I DON'T have the ABILITY.........."
AND YES........
7. " If the World were merely Seductive, that would be Easy. If it were merely Challenging, that would be No Problem. But I Arise in the Morning torn between a Desire to IMPROVE the World and a Desire to ENJOY the World. This makes it Hard to PLAN THE DAY..........."
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