Evolution of love

HUMOR.

1." To Err is Human. To Blame Somebody Else shows MANAGEMENT POTENTIAL…....."

2." A Husband is - What is Left of the Lover AFTER the Nerve has been EXTRACTED...".

3. " When we talk to GOD, we're Praying. When GOD talks to us, we are deemed to be SCHIZOPHRENIC…......".

4. " Suicide - Man's way of telling GOD that you can't Fire me, I Quit...".

5. " Definition of a Good Marriage - That between a BLIND Wife and a DEAF Husband....".

6. " ALWAYS and NEVER are two words you should ALWAYS Remember NEVER to use......"

7. " English is a Funny Language. Fat chance and Slim chance Mean the same.."

A COUPLE OF TRUTHS……

8. " I find Television very EDUCATING. Every time somebody Turns On the set, I Go into the Other Room and READ A BOOK.......".

9. " The Difference between GENIUS and STUPIDITY is; Genius HAS IT’S LIMITS.....".

WHAT SAY ?????