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Printed from https://shop.writing.com/main/books/entry_id/892434-SUNDAY-HUMOUR
Rated: ASR · Book · Cultural · #2015972
I have tried to summarize my observation with vivid and simple manner.
#892434 added September 17, 2016 at 11:45pm
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SUNDAY HUMOUR
WOMEN - From those who know (or PROFESS They Do.....)

1. " Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea......" - Robert Heinlein

2. " There are NO good girls gone wrong - just Bad girls FOUND OUT...." - Mae West

3. " Why does a woman work ten years to CHANGE a man, then complain he's not the man she married?....." - Barbara Streisand

And the COUNTERPOINTS

1. " Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men......." - Joseph Conrad

2. " Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid...." - George Carley

And THE ULTIMATE..
...
" Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every Stunning, Smart, Well-Coiffed, Hot Woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I APOLOGIZE. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are Against marriage. Why? Because women REALIZE it's not worth buying an Entire PIG just to get a little sausage !......." - Andy Rooney

WHAT ABOUT THAT ???????


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