Espero's Blog

Jan. 28 Entry: Edible House - Seriously!

Creation Saturday!

Pick one of the following scenarios and expand on it: 1) An animal you can humanely wear while it's still alive; or 2) A house you can live comfortably in that is made entirely of edible materials.
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This is just too creepy. I wouldn't want to wear any live animal because animals (gotta love 'em) are always scratching and I would feel like I have fleas.

Guess it will be an edible house then. Oh boy, here goes the diet again!

I will take after Sponge Bob and live in a pineapple. Mine will be above the sea. I love pineapple so carving it all out and eating it will be fun. I'm afraid my house will be way too wet and sticky, how can I deal with that? I will have a hammock bed made of long strands of licorice. My blankets will be sheets of fruit. I can have a chocolate fountain and shelves made out of crackers.

The bathroom poses a problem. I don't want an edible bathroom. I will have to build another house outside for that use.

Maybe I won't like my pineapple house. I could emulate Hansel & Gretel and have a gingerbread house. I like gingerbread and it would be pretty. I might get sick from too much gingerbread though.

Espero
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