Who can know the mind of God? |
Agnes had taken a Seconal and washed it down with Bare Foot red wine and a spritzer with an upper. She walked on her toes across the dew moist lawn under a hunters Moon. Agnes had only a pink unbuttoned wool nightgown on. She looked at the massive Moon beyond the pine and quickly lifted her nightgown as a blast of excrement shot out of her butt. Her hands clasped the back of her thighs as another blast of liquid excrement followed. She gasped and bared her breasts as she vomited. She had not had a nights sleep in a week of drinking and orgies... She shrieked, as a spray of icy water hit her butt; "Charlie!" Charlie had a garden hose and was cleaning Agnes' butt, as well as, the vomit on her breasts. He sprayed her in the face. "Jesus! Stop!" Agnes threw off her soaked nightgown. He tossed her a pair of green plaid woolen crotchless nickers and a pink clown shirt with boob holes and a white ruffled collar. "A towel?" Agnes ringed out her hair with the nickers. Charlie took of his Jimmy Dore T-shirt and tossed it over. "Thanks a million!" Agnes growled. "They wont need to fertilize the lawn." Charlie smirked and shot a jet spray into Agnes crotch. "F**cker!" Agnes screamed. "I saw chunks in there." Charlie snickered. Agnes lunged at Charlie and got another jet stream of icy water in her face which caused her to slip on the wet grass. She had only the Jimmy Dore T-shirt clenched in her left hand as she rubbed down her chest and tugged the T-shirt on, "Are you getting fat?" "It's a special fabric. One size fits all." Charlie answered. The T-shirt was skin tight. Agnes tugged her woolen nickers on over her goose bumped legs. Her belly was exposed. The clown shirt gave her some warmth as she shivered; she could she her breath. "Agnes." a voice whispered from all directions.. Charlie spun about, holding his hose pistol grip nozzle out. "You heard that? Right?" Agnes ran over to Charlie. The two kept their backs to each other as they peered into the Moon lit grounds. "I have forgiven you." the voice continued. Agnes screamed as she saw the face of Sequa, the Queen of the Moon Ants on the Moon. "Your seeing this?" Agnes pleaded to Charlie. His jaw was agape and he could not speak as he stared at the Queen Ant. Charlie nodded slowly and pointed at the lawn. There were hundreds of ants beneath their feet and across the lawn. Agnes' bare feet were covered in ants. "Do not move or they will devour you." Sequa whispered and continued "I have forgiven you." Agnes measured her words carefully, "You told me you do not forgive." "It is not a word in my culture, but your employer explained it. He called it 'merging capital for both our benefit'. Therefore, I will forgive the deaths of my children by your hand and will give me your first born to feed on. It is to your advantage to agree to this contract or I will command these ants to devour you and your mate." Sequa's voice was monotone and showed no emotion. "Holy sh*t." Charlie peed his Caci shorts. Agnes held his hand. "I agree." Agnes voice showed no emotion. Setiqua spoke, "There is no escape." and her face vanished. The ants retreated into the wilderness. "I'm calling my lawyer." Agnes stated and kissed Charlie... They rolled about on the lawn in a passionate jubilee. Agnes had cheated Sequa. She had had a hysterectomy after suffering from radiation poisoning. "There was no breach of contract I could always adopt or have a surrogate mother." Agnes pondered, "Why should an unjust law be enforced?" Charlie mounted Agnes from behind and whispered in her ear, "We have been genetically rejuvenated." Agnes eyes widened as she felt Charlie's hot semen inside her. Reflections~ A wicked law must be overturned. <^> VERTAGO |