F You And Your Happy Life!

Jack the Ripper for President

It was amazing that the notorious cannibal of the early 19 hundreds
in merry old England had survived .. What was even more astonishing
was that his aggressive cannibal platform had won him the Presidency
in the United States. Jack was of the Royal family and the first
English aristocracy to hold the office. Under his administration
poverty and the welfare state were eliminated. The wealthy 1% ate the
poor or had the rest of the surplus population ground into cat and dog
food and fertilizer for parks and private gardens.

Jack had attained immortality and balanced the 20 trillion dollar deficit.
His was his diet and faith in God's rich elite. Many nations followed his
example and consumed their useless poor. Of course a small stable of lower
class were kept for gourmet meals and entertainment in gladiatorial arenas.
There were great ratings in watching poor people riot and fight to the death.
Some were granted their freedom if they survived the arena.. But, they were
kept under close surveillance. The elite did not want to be eaten.
President Jack confessed he felt some pity for the meek and wish them all,
"A good day."


Reflections~ Is the majority always right?

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