Learning Coping Skills in 2018... |
Muzzy snoozes. Suddenly, G runs into his cabin and shakes him. "There's a huge wave!" she shouts. Muzzy grunts as he rises from his bunk. G is topless and wearing her red pajamas pants with a tiny heart pattern. Muzzy stumbles to the cockpit and straps in. "Hmm." is his remark as he raises the e-drive. The cigar shaped throttle kicks back at him. G straps into the copilot seat. "Jesus. It's going to flip us." G gasps. "Hmm." Muzzy continues to make adjustments in the ships trajectory. Muzzy flips a switch, "Were level. That was a force 7 time wave." G gets a soda, "I think we moved some timelines .. Maybe." Muzzy runs a check with the computer. .. "Hmm." he yawns; "Somebody won the lottery and Jesus was born in 2017. Oops." "I'm a Christian!" G is very upset; "Does Christianity exist?" Muzzy takes a long sip of bottled water, "Yes and no." "What does that mean?" G's eyes fill with tears. Muzzy swivels his chair back and forth, "Jesus is a politician." Christianity had become a powerful movement. And it had no tolerance for any counter culture.. "Hmm." Muzzy watched the history unfold. Billions of non-Christians had been slaughtered..(Luke 17). "Maybe, we should find another timeline?" Muzzy smiled nervously. G grabbed the throttle and rammed the new timeline. Muzzy grabbed the throttle back, "That was not good." The ship shook and stabilized. Muzzy coughed and swallowed some water. "Well?" G asked. "Jesus is a girl." Muzzy answered with a puff of his inhaler; "She is the Grand Witch of the Interfaith Church of the Golden Temple." G stood agog, "What the F?!" Muzzy spun his chair about to face G. "God is everywhere and nowhere." he said with a shrug, "Zen Satori." G clenched her fist about the small gold cross that hung from her neck. "This is bull sh*t!" she cursed. "Well, we don't have to worry about an Inquisition." Muzzy made a toothy smile, "Jesus is a Witch." Reflections~There is a proverb that if you travel to far you will forget everything. ^^ V |