These Are My JOTtings...

Humor: "Sage Advice for Seeing the Sites"

What a sight I did see when I was seeing a site
as I sought to quite perfectly sow.
"Two bananas a day you must eat to set right
all that's wrong with your body, and grow."

But sage the advice when bananas you search,
"Else sight will be singed to the core."
Your qualifiers prevent the most precarious perch
or your love would throw you out the door.

When seeking you are Music's quality fair,
then write you a sentence to find
a tuba and trumpet in symphony there
for just "hooters" will make you go blind.

It's quite sad what you see in computers today
the righteous must step 'round the pies
for the "eye-candy's" first with the best far away
and wisdom is learned through the tries.

It reminds me of times a few cent'ries ago
when the rich folks could not bear to smile
for their teeth were all black from the rich food, and lo
now health food can cost coin and mile.

If your words would be seasoned with salt 'fore you go
down the highway of bits and yes, bytes,
then visit Sir Webster's great book for to know
and avoid dirty looks from the sites.

With a baby on board or a teen who's just bored
the internet is filled with great mines,
but great wisdom we use when sage seasonings we hoard
preventing the wasting of minds.

by Jay O'Toole
on July 29th, 2018