Short Stories and poems

Crazy Horse Named Hoofs

A crazy horse named Hoofs

You're a crazy horse named Hoofs
I don't know what to make of you.
Hands on the front legs
Bananas on the back ones
and an 'H' by the tail,
To say nothing about the mustache.

I don't know what to make of you,
you're a crazy one, Hoofs.
Hard to believe I'm trying to do this
Just for a quick item
All for an April Fools Joke.
Why am I here?

You're a crazy one Hoofs,
You're so odd,
I need new glasses.
Let's hope that this is enough
As I've had enough laughs.