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As the first blog entry got exhausted. My second book
#995239 added October 7, 2020 at 2:53am
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Nice Conversation
*Why do husbands* watch cricket matches on TV in pubs, bars and hotels instead of watching it in the comfort of their homes?

*Just read* thisπŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡
You won't ask it again!!πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‡

A couple πŸ‘« watching an IPL 🎾 match on the TV πŸ’» together. After five minutes:

*Wife:* Is that Bret Lee?

*Husband*: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler.

*Wife*: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies πŸ˜† like his brother.

*Husband*: 😨 He does not have an actor brother

*Wife:* Then What about Bruce Lee?πŸ˜„

*Husband*: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian

*Wife:* OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes.

*Husband:* No. It is called action replay😫.

*Wife*: Looks like India is going to win this one.

*Husband*: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkata πŸ˜”

*Wife*: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter🚑.

*Husband*: 😭😭😭He is not calling for a helicopter. It’s a free hit. 😜

*Wife*: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a β€˜ free’ hit?

*Husband*:😨😰

*Wife:* Now whom is he saying β€˜HI’ to?

*Husband*: He is signalling a β€˜Bye’.

*Wife:* Why is he saying β€˜Bye’. Is the game overπŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†?
*Husband*:πŸ™πŸ˜°
*Wife:* How many runs to win?

*Husband*: 72 in 36 balls

*Wife:* Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball

*Husband turns off the TV!!!*πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

Wife turns it on and watches *β€˜Bharathi Kannamma’
πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

*Husband*: Who is this Kannamma?

*Wife:* Your mum....😑😑😑
How many times have I told you..
*DO NOT* disturb me when I am watching TV..

*Husband:* 😳😳😳

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