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Bloggin' Umholtz

by Rasputin

Rated: 13+ · Book · Community · #1031057

My thoughts on everything from albacore tuna to zebras

OK, so I've finally been convinced (read that strong armed) into doing a blog. Frankly I hate the name...

It's simply amazing the things you can buy at the grocery store these days.

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10 Most Recent Blog Comments:

Nacho Cheese

Aug 22, 2012 at 1:09pm
In response to "Lost!!"

That was pretty good, your Lost thing! By the way, who'd you describe?

Nada

Feb 14, 2012 at 12:22am
In response to "Things re looking up"

I pray she keeps on getting stronger and will be home with you soon!

Katrina Kamradt

Feb 12, 2012 at 12:34pm
In response to "My Sweetie, my Love"

Thoughts are with you (and her, too). Hang in there!

Katrina Kamradt

Nov 25, 2011 at 12:30am
In response to "You want to work, Why?"

I'm so excited to see you have a journal! :) I don't know if you remember, but I was a big fan of you a million years ago when I was more active on this site. Life has settled back down for me again and I was able to get internet again (first time in two years - eesh!) and happened upon you while I was dredging the site for writing prompts. Yay!

Looking forward to catching up on your creativity,
Katrina

Quick-Quill

Oct 13, 2011 at 12:41pm
In response to "Lost!!"

AHA here is where you blog! found out you are

Nada

Oct 13, 2011 at 10:10am
In response to "Lost!!"

Good to see you here...and I think lost is just dandy!

Nada

Dec 12, 2010 at 6:08pm
In response to "Things I've Learned (or almost learned)"

I couldn't believe you were on the blog list! Well, good list, except I have a stone engraved with..."Nothing is written in stone".

I really do.

VOTE:ObamaDramaOverIn2012:D

Nov 24, 2009 at 12:31pm
In response to "Booger Fishing"

To merely echo the comments above, you were/are a blessed man. Big Joe gave you something many boys never receive from their Pops because they simply don't know how, because their Pops never were mentored.

Damn good to know that in Pennsylvania, at least, there did abound some honorable men who knew how to love their sons.

That past member was correct; You COULD submit this to a (Field & Stream) magazine and reach many more readers.

Think about it - Allow others to love your Pop.

VOTE:ObamaDramaOverIn2012:D

Nov 24, 2009 at 11:32am
In response to "Beer Bubbles"

annelidic - Now there's a word that's foreign to me. Had to look that one up. It's good to know that I CAN learn something from reading another's blog.

I'm thinking . . . those bubbles are methane gas. That's what comes from pig/hog
manure. I believe it also comes from bovine populations, not to mention red-necks gathered 'round the bar-b-q pit, guzzlin' beer and downing red-hots and leaving the graces of proper etiquette somewhere in their shorts drawer.

VOTE:ObamaDramaOverIn2012:D

Nov 24, 2009 at 11:06am
In response to "The Burger King Conundrum"

Don't you just hate it when these "brainiacs" can't improvise?

Kudos for making them THINK! Yeah, . . . sometimes I won't give up that rag-doll either!

It's called makin' my bleepin' POINT!

Of course, you still have to deal with the missus' raised eyebrow, but you've done that before . . .

#143. My Journey
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#142. Things re looking up
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#141. My Sweetie, my Love
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#140. You want to work, Why?
ID #738893 entered on November 7, 2011 at 7:42am

#139. Would you like to downsize that?
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#138. Lost!!
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#137. Nobody Panic!!!
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#136. What's Wrong With This Picture?
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#135. Vol 37
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#134. Little Jim's Family Christmas
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#133. Volume 8
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#132. Vol 7
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#131. Things I've Learned (or almost learned)
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#130. Happy Thanksgiving
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#129. Thanksgiving Memories
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#128. The Burger King Conundrum
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#127. Pop's Eulogy
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#126. Restaurant Review
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#125. For the Love of Piscatorial Pursuits
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#124. Mom's Eulogy
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#123. Three AM
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#122. A Lost Soul's Lament
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#121. Beer Bubbles
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#120. Why the Oceans are Rising
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#119. Long ago when I was Little (cont.)
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#118. Long ago, when I was little
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#117. Booger Fishing
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#116. �Spread out!
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#115. Sweeping out the Attic
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#114. My Parents Hands
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#113. Seeds of Change
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#112. The first book
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#111. The Numbers Game
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#110. Handy Man
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#109. Fishin With The Women Folk � Part Two
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#108. Fishin� With The Women Folk
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#107. �Joe, there�s water in the bottom of the boat,�
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#106. An Open Letter to Jim Zumbo
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#105. Let�s Talk French fries
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#104. Let�s Talk Pizza and French Fries
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#103. Pay No Attention To The Man Behind...
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#102. Working at the Carwash
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#101. Seelyville Dam
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#100. The Rest of the Story
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#99. Flummoxed, I am
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#98. Fishing
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#97. Lord, Give Us A Sign
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#96. Update on Erotic Demographics
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#95. Erotica Anyone?
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#94. Oh Phooey!
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#93. Random thoughts for the day
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#92. Some Days the News is Just Baffling
ID #478595 entered on January 3, 2007 at 8:18am

#91. I've got the drop on you!!
ID #477536 entered on December 28, 2006 at 1:56pm

#90. The Antler People
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#89. And you folks think I make this up?
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#88. A Most Joyful Holiday Season
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#87. Greetings From Marienville, PA
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#86. Welcome to the Land of the Slow Bump
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#85. Day 8
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#84. A Month in the Life of Umholtz
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#83. Be Careful What You Ask For
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#82. Coal Cracker, Ridge Runner, Flatlander, Oh My!
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#81. Kidnabbed!
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#80. The Arlo Guthrie Syndrome
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#79. Just tell me what day it is and why I'm here.
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#78. I'm in love!
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#77. Rumors of my demise have been greatly exagerrated
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#76. Well, what can a proud father say?
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#75. Road Trip to the Hospital
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#74. Just when you think you're out...they pull you back in!
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#73. Meet Turrtle
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#72. Where am I?
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#71. The first pond
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#70. Photo Catch Up
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#69. Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!
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#68. Of bug-eyd fish...
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#67. What the heck is a turtle trail?
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#66. You don't really want that flowerbed, do you?
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#65. The Light at The End of The Tunnel
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#64. The Bridge Over Sofa Gulch
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#63. SNow, Snow and more Snow
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#62. It's Miller Time! - Not
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#61. Notes From The N.P.D. & S.
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#60. I shot an arrow into the air...
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#59. "Positive vibes, Oddball! Positive Vibes."
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#58. Is Home Surgery anything like Home Schooling?
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#57. You See the Strangest Things at the Umholtz House
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#56. Waxing Poetic
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#55. Dieting 2006
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#54. Ist das ein Bier! Ya, das ist ein Bier!
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#53. "Off to the Nunnery, with you!"
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#52. Miss Muldoon responds
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#51. Nellie Belle
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#50. Everything was just Purr-fic
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#49. Behavior Modification Therapy
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#48. Energy Analysis
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#47. Bear Valley
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#46. Down at the Necessary
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#45. Cow Tipping
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#44. Ribbit!
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