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blog, Blog, BLOG!!!!!!

by meg71186

Rated: 18+ · Book · Comedy · #1044927

Humor, in blog format (you know you wanna rate this...)

Welcome to my humble abode.

If you haven't yet caught on, this is, in fact, a blog which serves to house the thoughts that will not fit in the cubicle that is my head.

So kick off your shoes and make yourself at home!

A PLEDGE
I, <insert my name here> (he, he, he. You thought I was really going to tell you, didn't you? Not that it isn't pretty obvious, but...) PROMISE never, ever, ever, ever, ever to take life seriously. I PROMISE never to bore my readers with the useless garbage of my every day life, or with sappy emotional crap that no one cares about.

One last thing. The first entry of this blog "Just who the hell am I?"

is something of an identity revealing...uh...thing, i guess. So, um, read it!

NOTE: the entries in this blog are, at times, completely random and senseless. Welcome to my brain.

Show Recent Comments

4 Most Recent Blog Comments:

murf

Jun 25, 2006 at 9:29pm
In response to "World Peace"

Hey Meg,

That's been tried before. Have you seen the movie "Escape from New York"? That was a nonfiction account of New York back in the 1970's. They stopped the experiment in the 80's and cleaned the place up a bit, but it failed because people still wanted to see the Empire State Building and the Statue of Liberty. Tourism didn't drop and there were a lot of rapes, robbery's and murders of innocent tourists. If you don't know the movie, rent it. Snake Plissken was elected mayor for one term in 1982.

Holly Jahangiri

Feb 4, 2006 at 5:40pm
In response to "Car Troubles"

We women aren't supposed to admit such things in public, Jessie whispers.

Well, that said, WHY should anyone have to understand their car any better than they do their toaster or microwave, these days? That's what mechanics get paid the big bucks for, right?

::shrug:: Like I'm going to learn all about how a hybrid engine works, just because I'm driving one. Nope. Or how to change a tire - that's why I have AAA.

David McClain

Jan 22, 2006 at 6:49pm
In response to "Disclaimer"

Hi Meg, and welcome to Blogville. This is my first visit to your blog and I enjoyed the read very much.

I look forward to reading many more entries from you...oh, btw, I loved the 10 reasons to change doctors! Very funny.

Erik Stark

Dec 22, 2005 at 10:20pm
In response to "Censor this!"

Hi!
These seem good to me. I especially like 1, 2, and 6. I'd think #1 would be worse than Chemistry. I'm sure I'd like to practice #2 provided the thongs are attached to females. I laughed at #6.

I'm not sure why they weren't good enough where they were. It's too bad they couldn't give you the reason why they erased them. Oh well, I enjoyed them and I don't need to see theirs if they think yours don't qualify.

Thanks for the good list and the good read that is your blog.

#22. Disclaimer
ID #395817 entered on January 10, 2006 at 10:50am

#21. World Peace
ID #404803 entered on February 5, 2006 at 3:52pm

#20. More Fun With Genetics
ID #403350 entered on January 30, 2006 at 5:02pm

#19. Musical Chairs
ID #402595 entered on January 28, 2006 at 10:51pm

#18. Top Ten, Again
ID #402047 entered on January 29, 2006 at 4:02pm

#17. Did You Know?
ID #401913 entered on January 27, 2006 at 4:52pm

#16. Another Top Ten
ID #398693 entered on January 19, 2006 at 1:38pm

#15. Everybody's a Comedian
ID #401372 entered on January 22, 2006 at 5:21pm

#14. Vegetarian muffins
ID #400914 entered on January 20, 2006 at 5:37pm

#13. Band-aids, Anyone?
ID #398276 entered on January 15, 2006 at 3:26pm

#12. Potatoes
ID #400380 entered on January 18, 2006 at 8:58pm

#11. Desert Islands
ID #394750 entered on January 1, 2006 at 7:03pm

#10. Cake?
ID #398051 entered on January 10, 2006 at 10:49am

#9. Top 10 Best Sellers
ID #393562 entered on January 1, 2006 at 6:58pm

#8. Censor this!
ID #393994 entered on January 11, 2006 at 7:23pm

#7. Car Troubles
ID #399597 entered on January 19, 2006 at 8:42pm

#6. Chemistry, Shmemistry
ID #393079 entered on December 16, 2005 at 4:22pm

#5. A Stroke of Late-Night Genius
ID #392414 entered on December 14, 2005 at 2:37pm

#4. The Restroom: An Instruction Manual for Men
ID #392353 entered on January 18, 2006 at 9:12pm

#3. Cabbage Patch? (another random, senseless tale)
ID #394965 entered on December 27, 2005 at 2:55pm

#2. Just who the hell am I?
ID #392228 entered on December 13, 2005 at 3:48pm

#1. What the Fu- (a random thought)
ID #394260 entered on December 27, 2005 at 9:07pm

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