As the first blog entry got exhausted. My second book |
Evolution of Love Part 2 |
*πππ€ͺπ²πWife to her Accountant husband*: π² *what is inflation?* Husband: Earlier you were *36-24-36.* But now you are *48-40-48.* Though you have everything bigger than before, your value has become less than before. This is *INFLATION .π* *Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.*π€ͺ Interviewer: What is Recession? Candidate: When *"Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!!π* *Accountancy fact:*π²ππ€ͺ What is the *difference between Liability & Asset?*π A drunk friend is liability. But, A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset. πππππ *An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wives.*ππ A- Monopoly should be broken. B- Competition improves the quality of service. If u have 1 wife, She fights with u! If u have 2 wives, They will fight for you!!π€£π€£π€£ ------------------------- *ππ»ππ²Wonders before and after marriage.ππ½π»ππ»π²* When you are in love, Wonders happen. But once you get married, You wonder, what happened.π€£π€£π€£π€£ ------------------------- *ππ»π²πPhilosophy of marriage* : At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as *GOD*.. Later, somehow don't know why.. alphabets get *reversed*..ππππ ------------------------- *π»ππ»ππ»Secret formula for married couples...* *"Love One Another"* And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!!!π€£π€£π€£π€£ ------------------------- *Don't laugh alone pass it on !!π ππ* |