As the first blog entry got exhausted. My second book |
Evolution of Love Part 2 |
A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is unexpected and often humorous. Sharing 21 timepass praprosdokians: • Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. • Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water. • I'm great at multi-tasking ~ I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. • If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. • Take my advice; I'm not using it. • My wife and I were happy for twenty five years; then we met. • Hospitality is the art of making guests feel like they're at home when you wish they were. • Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. • Ever stop to think and forget to start again? • Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking. • He who laughs last thinks slowest. • Is it wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly? • Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type. • I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one. • Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. • I was going to wear my camouflage shirt today, but I couldn't find it. • If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. • Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. • If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie? • No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. • Money is the root of all wealth. |