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A little daily tidbit to get your day started
This is a collection of thoughts, ideas, and facts.
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February 29, 2024 at 12:08pm
February 29, 2024 at 12:08pm
#1065243
My teachers alaways said that I never listened. At least I think that's what they said, I never listened.
February 28, 2024 at 8:55am
February 28, 2024 at 8:55am
#1065076
I don't understand why people eat pigs in a blanket. I mean I get eating the pig, but why eat the blanket?
February 27, 2024 at 1:20pm
February 27, 2024 at 1:20pm
#1065005
What is the Dark Knight's favorite sport?

Batmitton!
February 27, 2024 at 9:14am
February 27, 2024 at 9:14am
#1064979
What do you call generic pop tarts?

Poop Toots!
February 26, 2024 at 8:50am
February 26, 2024 at 8:50am
#1064908
A smart phone grafted to your head.
February 25, 2024 at 5:40pm
February 25, 2024 at 5:40pm
#1064873
How many cockroaches does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You can't tell. As soon as the light comes on, they scatter!
February 23, 2024 at 2:40pm
February 23, 2024 at 2:40pm
#1064744
Why was the Egyptian builder arrested?

It turns out he was part of a pyramid scheme!
February 22, 2024 at 3:38pm
February 22, 2024 at 3:38pm
#1064690
What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of amnesia!

What do you get from a cow that was just in a hurricane?

A milkshake!

What do you call a dried up cow?

A milk dud!

What do cows do for entertainment?

They go to the Moovies!
February 22, 2024 at 10:44am
February 22, 2024 at 10:44am
#1064676
Why shouldn't you hire a Dutch plummer?

Because they have clogs!
February 19, 2024 at 5:16pm
February 19, 2024 at 5:16pm
#1064467
How to Catch Butterflies by Annet

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