OFFICE SPACE QUOTES (Crossword Puzzle)

Across:

	1		Nina: Now Milton, don't be _, let's pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece.
	2		Peter Gibbons: It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime; so where's the motivation? And here's something else, Bob: I have _ different bosses right now.
	4		Joanna: How dare you judge me? I mean what are you? You think you're some kind of, like, angel here? No, you're just this _-stealing... wanna-be criminal... man.
	5		Peter Gibbons: Well that may be, but at least I never slept with _.
	7		Peter Gibbons: First I'm gonna take you out to dinner, and then I'm gonna go back to my apartment and watch _. Do you ever watch _?
	9		Peter Gibbons: You see Bob, it's not that I'm _, it's that I just don't care.
	10		Michael Bolton: We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal pound me in the _ prison.
	11		Lawrence: [as Peter leaves to confess to Lumbergh about stealing money, knowing he may go to prison] Peter... watch out for your _, man...
	13		Milton Waddams: Mr. Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll and then payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh and I still haven't received my paycheck and he took my _and he never brought it back and then they moved my desk to storage room B and there was
	17		Steve: Good evening Sir, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling _ subscriptions.
	18		Peter Gibbons: That's my only real _, is not to be hassled, that, and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.
	20		Bill Lumbergh: Oh, and next Friday... is _ shirt day... so, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a _ shirt and jeans.
	21		Peter Gibbons: Not right now, Lumbergh, I'm kinda busy. In fact, look, I'm gonna have to ask you to just go ahead and come back another time. I got a meeting with the _ in a couple of minutes.
	22		Drew: I'm thinking I might take that new chick from _. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!"
	23		Joanna: You know what, I do want to _ myself, okay. And I don't need 37 pieces of flair to do it.

Down:

	1		Bob Slydell: Well, just a second there, professor. We, uh, we fixed the _. So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it'll just work itself out naturally.
	3		Dom Portwood: Ah! Yeah. It's just we're putting new coversheets on all the _ reports before they go out now. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right!
	6		Peter Gibbons: So you guys are gonna fire Mike and Samir, and you're gonna give me more _?
	8		Peter Gibbons: Doesn't it bother you that you have to get up in the morning and you have to put on a bunch of pieces of _?
	11		Peter Gibbons: [discussing the possibility of going to prison] This isn't Riyadh. You know they're not gonna saw your hands off here, alright? The worst they would ever do is they would put you for a couple of months into a white-collar, minimum-s
	12		Brian, Chotchkie's Waiter: So can I get you gentlemen something more to drink? Or maybe something to nibble on? Some Pizza Shooters, Shrimp Poppers, or _ Fajitas?
	14		Rob Newhouse: You know, minimum security prison is no picnic. I had a client in there once. He said the trick is kick someone's ass the first day, or become somebody's _. Then everything will be alright.
	15		Michael Bolton: No, you're working at Initech because that question is bullshit to begin with. If everyone listened to her, there'd be no _, because no one would clean shit up if they had a million dollars.
	16		Michael Bolton: You think the pet _ was a really great idea?
	17		Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, 'Sounds like someone has a case of the _'?
	19		Peter Gibbons: Good luck with your layoffs, all right? I hope your _ go really well