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Wizzo may be the least helpful person on Earth, but he takes questions anyway. (Comedy.) |
Dear Mr. Wizzo, What is the standard measurements for male anatomy? For hundreds of years men have been comparing and judging each other by the size of their... egos. Tribal leaders have been elected based on this, men have been laughed at, others admired- even feared by the opposite gender. I wish to ask- what is the standard by which we should judge this? How can a man know if he is to cry in horror or walk around strutting in pride? Sincerely, Eiric |