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My Dear Nephew,

What were you: high or drunk when you asked this inane question? Never mind. I don't want to know. But in either case, would you come down from the ceiling or up off the floor for long enough that I can slap some sense into you? When will you ever stop disgracing the Sullivan family with your public displays of silliness.

If you were not the son of my dear niece, I would not even bother to give you a civil answer. I was raised to politely ignore questions such as yours. However, since nowadays the practice is to treat each child's question wirth an honest answer, here is mine. I believe the phenomenon to which you refer is due to too much fat and not enough blood vessels.

There. I hope that makes you happy and puts to rest any concerns you have on the subject.

As Always,

Aunt Whats-Her-Name.