THE DROP-OFF BOX

MY DAY

My day was a hectic lazy night when I was slowly propelled to my bed to walk through the zoo and listen to the animals sing. It wasn't a good sentence however they tried vehemently to show their misery performing this musical. What happen next gave me a shout of noise I couldn't hear, so i lept to my feet falling onto the street and saw elephants fly. As if this wasn't bad enough my water broke and escaped from the flask which was pointed at me in self defense for me thirst was waning.
The coroner eventually arrived scooped me into the stretcher and threw me into the back of his pickup truck. As slow as possible I was driven through the forest to the circus called the Reformatory, and gently buried under debris in the buzzards nest. "wait! I don't have a parachute!" I thought as I again awoke in a frog. Actually, I should be sleeping like a log.

Tickle your funny bone with telling this story & laugh "Nonsense Silly Story"