Whine & Cheese Company, Inc. - 1

Dear Mrs. Graham Miler,

What do you mean, contest? I heered 'em talkin round the offis 'bout some kind a contest and I figured it out. Yu'all a throwin a contest to see if you kin make a fool out'n old Jim Winnery. Well, I got news for yu...hit's already ben done, so thu contest is over!

And I'm a gonna close with a poem jest like you done wrote.

Roses ar red,
violets they be blue;
I'm done,
and thu contest is thru!

Murry Christmas and may the best man, woman, or dummy win.

WHinningly Yours
Jim Whinnery, Head Chief Head Whiner