The Joust

If you would like to sleep in a coffin, it would be alright. True Grit

How's things in the clean world - Not sure, but I think this is Blazing Saddles

I hate rude behaviour in a man, I wont tolerate it! Lonesome Dove

We can control it, like a monkey's bladder. Rango

Morons. I've got morons on my team Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Get ready little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast The Outlaw Josey Wales

I'm your huckleberry Tombstone

If you ask me, that's one very sensitive mule (I am not sure about this one. I want to say "Two Mules for Sister Sarah" but I think I am going to go with Fistful of Dollars