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Rated: 13+ · Message Forum · Comedy · #673103
Come in and post modern day versions of nursery rhymes, proverbs etc.!
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Jul 10, 2003 at 1:17pm
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I get to enter this time!
These things are fun! *Smile* Up to five you said? Let's see . . .

1.
Mine:
Never get cozy on the IM scroll
Or you'll see your love life in a site-wide poll.

Original:
Never kiss by the garden gate
Love is blind but the neighbors ain't.

2.
Mine:
Every woman has her way.

Original:
Every dog has his day.

3.
Mine:
It's easier to divorce a poor man than a rich man.

Original:
It's as easy to marry a rich man as a poor man.

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I get to enter this time! · 07-10-03 1:17pm
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