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Junk. Well, I've been eating brownies every day (we baked a huge batch for my birthday on the 8th). And potato chips, and Doritos. And cheese/dairy products, which I'm allergic to. And peanut butter, which I'm mildly allergic to. And hot fudge and whipped cream and marachino cherries and ice cream, which we got to put on top of the brownies. And cheesecake, which we got for Mom's birthday yesterday. And a ton of ground beef products, which makes me feel overly cowed and gives me pimples on my chin (too many animal products). And...I guess that's about it. I just feel all sloggy. Today I'm actually a little dizzy and my stomach feels funny. I got my period so I have cramps and I just feel shitty. Not fun. I got out of doing chores because of it, though, which is why I'm on the computer right now. I just dealt with Liz (my crazy annoying boss) and sent off the final edits for my first three book reviews. I'm getting damned sick of professors who write so pompously that it takes hours just to edit one review! Dumb academics.