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My mom still weighs a little more than I do (I think) which is nice and comforting. To me, mothers are supposed to be nice and round, but teenage females are...well, they're supposed to be nice and round if that's what they are, but I wouldn't want to outgrow my mom. I'm already taller than she is. Hmmm, actually, maybe she doesn't weigh more than I do! But, you know, I'd rather not ask. I'll just keep my delusions to myself.

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