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It's funny that you said mothers are supposed to be nice and round, because I immediatly remembered all the hippie moms I've seen around here that are really, really thin. Bony. Like needles. It's scary! I guess they live on seaweed or lettuce or something.

I want to ask you something that I'm really curious about, but don't be offended, OK? (Oh, don't you love those words! My heart always speeds up when someone says them to me.)

Do you ever think you'll lose weight because of the health risks that come with carrying extra weight, you know, like cancer, diabetes, heart disease, stroke, blah blah? I just read everywhere that fat around the stomach and hips means increased risk for those things.

I'm sure your risk is already decreased just by eating so healthily, though! Cancer loves sugar...and you don't eat sugar. And I can imagine that pesticides contribute to lots of health disorders.

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If you've got an opinion,
why be humble about it?"