Two Kinds

There are two kinds of people who shoud work, those who find work intrinsically fascinating, and those who'd watch daytime television instead. (Anne Light )

There are two kinds of birthdays, those that are celebrated, and those that happen anyway. Happy Birthday, Fleck! (Anne Light )

Two kinds of people with Obsessive-compulsive Disorder; those who admit their problem and work with their psychiatrist, and those who are in denial and get told by their psychiatrist, “Don’t lie to me, ardent cleaner.” (Roscoe )

OT: I wasn't going to submit the above post, but Steve insisted. (Roscoe )

There are two kinds of people, those who plame their deeds on Sam, and those who blame them on Steve. (Anne Light )

There are two kinds of people, those that are sad and grumpy, and those that have cheese. (Satuawany )

I have cheese. Two kinds of people: those who like cheddar and those who like some kind of weird French cheese with a hard rind and squishy insides and mold all in it and yucko, just give me the cheddar, please. (Steev the Friction Wizurd )

Two kinds of cheese buyers; those who quietly accept cheddar because all the proper cheeses are sold out, and those who throw a tantrum and have to be told, "Don't cry for Brie, angry screamer." (Roscoe )

Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! (Steev the Friction Wizurd )

That outburst was aimed at Roscoe, not you, Fleck Girl. (Steev the Friction Wizurd )

Two kinds of Tina Turner fans: those who surround her car when she's trying for a quick getaway after a show and those who jump out of the way singing "Don't drive o'er me, urgent Tina." (deemac )

OT: I think we've got him surrounded, Roscoe (deemac )

Two kinds of posters here, those who enjoy the silly puns about a Webber musical, and those who've got the bloody refrain in their ear each time they read one of the variations. (Like me.) (Anne Light )

OT: Interesting medical report here

The effects on blood pressure of consuming excessive amounts of cheddar => One really cheesed off individual.

OT: I'm cutting back Cheddar consumption immediately! (Steev the Friction Wizurd )

There are two kinds of teen idols, those that call back "I love you, too!" and those that say something like... ummm... "Don't sigh for me, tiny dreamer." (destinydances )

OT: (Roscoe )

OT: Groan... The Roscoe Effect has turned a perfectly good In&Out into a House of Horrors. (Steev the Friction Wizurd )

Steve made me think that there are two kinds of Houses of Horror, those you enter with the intention to be creeped out and exit in high spirits, and "Two Kinds". (Anne Light )

OT: I think Steve's overlooking the educational value of this window into Fleck Girl's lifestyle ... (Roscoe )

Two types of ghost hunters; those who think the ghost's presence has to be seen to be believed, and those who think the ghost's presence has to be believed to be seen. (Roscoe )

OT: Really Fleck? Well, a certain video I have says different. 50,000 gps and a Merit Badge for Poetry will ensure it doesn't find it's way on to YouTube. (Roscoe )

OT: Aaaaarg!!! I meant its not it's. (Roscoe )

There are two kinds of strophe; an apostrophe in the right place at the right time; and a catastrophe. (deemac )

OT: Fleck, your attempt to bluff has raised the stakes. I now require an additional Merit Badge for Reviewing inscribed “Thank you, Roscoe! Your sensitive, insightful reviews have allowed me to blossom not only as a writer, but as a woman!” (Roscoe )

Two types of reviewers, I find; those who you never hear from, and those, like DEEmac, who respond immediately with, "I have just received your MS. I will waste no time reading it." (Roscoe )

There are two kinds of poets on WdC, those who write poems, and those who simply try to find the most rhymes on Argentina. (Anne Light )

OT: Did you hear about the New Yorker who ground up pigeons to make hot dogs? No customers. New Yorkers said "Don't fry for me pigeon wieners!" (Steev the Friction Wizurd )

OT: Ewwww, now I feel so dirty and... Roscoe-ized. (Steev the Friction Wizurd )

OT: Oh, so it was simply envy, Steve, that you didn't come up with the puns first? (Anne Light )

OT: Is laughing hard. It makes me want to submit one. (Jimmie )

OT: Don't write for me, two-kind readers! (Jimmie )

Two kinds of ladies with ‘toy boys’; those who are somewhat embarrassed and ask their lover to play down the age difference, and those who don’t mind at all, saying, “Don’t lie for me, ardent teener.” (Roscoe )

Two kinds of toy "men" in the drawer; those a woman's guy urges her to play with & those her guy questions her about & she says " I forgot about that! I haven't seen that old thing since I was single." (destinydances )

Two kinds of disappointing toy "men"; those that were mislocated, and those whose batteries are on the fritz (prompting her to say something like... "don't die on me, emergency wiener!") (destinydances )

OT: Interestingly, Fleck had similar battery problems in a certain video. Mind you, the video lasts over two hours. I may have to edit the 'highlights' before uploading to YouTube. (Roscoe )

Interestingly, there are two kinds of people who reveal personal information, those who enjoy embarrassing themselves, and those who enjoy embarrassing Fleck. (Anne Light )

There are two kinds of snow, the one that the children enjoy, building snowmans and so on, and the wrong kind of snow that causes delays. (Anne Light )

Two kinds of reaction to snow; those who regard it as a magical transformation of water into translucent, intricately branched, hexagonal ice crystals, and those who regard it as an unnecessary freezing of water and, frankly, God showing off. (Roscoe )

Two kinds "snow": The kind that's cold and the kind that's sold. (Satuawany )

OT: And both make your nose run. (Anne Light )

OT: Ooooooh. (Satuawany )

Two kinds of groans: loud obvious showy bold ostentatious groans... and quiet subdued discrete wellbred groans. Same goes for burps and farts. (Steev the Friction Wizurd )

There are two types of motorcycle cops, those who wear face-shields and the others with fascinating bug-craters and raccoon eyes (Coal )

There are two kinds of people in the world .... Those who have perfect "model" figures .... ... and all of the rest of us!! (Bella Bunny )

Two kinds of cops; those who say to a goon, "Are you going to come quietly or do I have to use the handcuffs?" and those who say to a Goon, "Are you going to come quietly or do I have to use the earplugs?" (Roscoe )

OT: Interestingly enough, I heard both lines of the above dialogue as I edited the 'highlights' of a certain video. However there were no cops involved. (Roscoe )

OT: And to think - a couple of measly Merit Badges and all this would disappear ... (Roscoe )

OT: Fleck couldn't be here this morning to slap your face for that remark. Somebody misplaced the key to her handcuffs and her handyman still had his earplugs in so he didn't hear her calls for help. (Steev the Friction Wizurd )

OT: Goon is a term of affection in Roscoeville. It comes from "Go on, now!" a playful expression between lovers. (Steev the Friction Wizurd )

There are two kinds of possible titles for this in & out. One is "Two Kinds", the other is "OT". I just didn't want to rename, yet. (Anne Light )

There are two kinds of ways to describe winter - cold and *frigging* cold. Today would be the latter of the two! (Petra Pansky )

There are two kinds of people, those who put their shopping cart in the desginated spots when finished and those who don't. (hbar )

Two kinds of shoppers; those who place their cart at the nearest officially designated return location, and those who place their cart at the nearest officially designated scenic location and preferably upside down in a stream. (Roscoe )

OT: I like to point out some people are posting entries with the required accompanying OTs (Roscoe )

OT: The above OT should, of course, have read without the required accompanying OTs (Roscoe )

Like the one I found in a book I got for Christmas: There are three kinds of people, those who can count and those who can't. (Anne Light )

Two kinds of pedestrians; those who walk as part of a healthy lifestyle, and those who walk because their son is home from college. (Roscoe )

OT: This OT deliberately left blank. (Roscoe )

There are two kinds of ideas, those that come in a quick flash of inspiration, and those that... (Anne Light )

Two kinds of people, those who can count and those who post in "Invalid Item"  (Roscoe )

There are two kinds of bloggers, those who only post after they get notified by the blog reminders and those who get the entries in just before, so they avoid the notification. (Anne Light )

There are two kinds of bloggers: The ones who rant and rave about how the world mistreats them... and the ones who are the REASON those bloggers rant and rave about how the world mistreats them. (Steev the Friction Wizurd )

There are two kinds of presidential candidates, the two I heard of, and do the Republicans have one? (Anne Light )

OT: Yes they do - Hillary is aiming for the pro-bush vote. (Roscoe )

Two kinds of politicians; those who approach issues with an open mind and those who approach issues with an open mouth. (Roscoe )

OT: Interestingly, in a certain video ... no, better not, this forum is only 18+ ... (Roscoe )

OT: OK Fleck, I'll settle for a completely impartial, no-holds-barred, glowing review of an item in my port. (Roscoe )

OT: Many thanks Fleck for your moving, completely unsolicited comments. Rest assured that a certain video that never was has now been destroyed. (Roscoe )

Two kinds of people; those who believe in the maxim 'Know thyself', and those who believe only the shallow know themselves. (Roscoe )

Two kinds of people, those who are characters, and those that act out of character. (Anne Light )

There are two kinds of destinies, those we give as a reason for doing what we want to, and those that we give as a reason for why we failed. (Anne Light )

There are two kinds of excuses, those that we give as a lame explanation for our actions, and those we hesitate to give because we fear it will be taken as the first kind. (Satuawany )

OT: Mea culpa, I've deprived Steve for far too long ... (Roscoe )

Two kinds of people; those who enjoy playing the Nina: Agent Chronicles PC game and those who find their freakin’ PC freezes whenever the main character appears and end up roaring at the screen, “DON’T SPY FOR ME, AGENT NINA!” (Roscoe )

There are two kinds of people, those who will call you by your name, and those who will call you names. (Anne Light )

Two kinds of people; those who believe the secret of staying young is a healthy diet and regular exercise, and those who believe the secret of staying young is to lie about your age. (Roscoe )

Two kinds of people who stay young, those who force themselves to eat only veggies and refrain from smoking, drinking, and partying, and those who don't bother, live dangerously - and die young. (Anne Light )

There are two kind of eaters - those who chew each bite meticulously, because they were told it's good for health and those who swallow each bite in one go, even though they know they shouldn't (never mind the gas) (mars )

Two kinds of fathers, the ones with a frock, and the useful ones. (Anne Light )

Two kinds of teenagers, the ones who refuse to listen, and the ones who refuse to talk. (Anne Light )

Two kinds of writing; 'romantic' stories for females where girl gets boy into pickle, and 'action' stories for males where boy gets pickle into girl. (Roscoe )

OT: Sheeesh, quiet in here. Has everybody else got themselves a life? (Roscoe )

Two approaches to plastic shopping bags littering streets and countryside; those who propose a very expensive cleanup campaign, and those who propose the plastic bag as the new national flag, thus transforming us from litter louts to patriots. (Roscoe )

Two kinds of people: Those that think sarcasm is the lowest form of humor and those that just knooooww that can't be true. (Satuawany )

Two kinds of people: Those who think Roscoe is culpable of the lowest form of humor, and those who think it's Steve. (Anne Light )

OT: Forgive me, guys. (Anne Light )

there are two kinds of dogs, the two legged drooling, pawing ones and the four legged lovable ones. (CountryGirl found her good boy )

Two kinds of people; those who can't distinguish between Irony and Sarcasm, and those who make masterful use of Irony, like Roscoe and Shakespeare and ... umm ... Steve. (Roscoe )

OT: Thanks a bunch fleckgirl your Flub in a tub has now ruined my favourite Floozie in a jacuzzi daydream. (Roscoe )

OT: Tread softly for you tread on my dreams (Roscoe )

Two kinds of people; those who believe it would have changed the history of music if Beethoven had died at the age of twenty two in a plane crash, and those who believe it would have changed the history of aviation. (Roscoe )

Two kinds of people: Those that can hold their liquor and those that toss it back before they can spill it. (Satuawany )

We are like quilts. Everyone who has ever touched our life has added a piece to our quilt. Some pieces are jagged and ugly. Some are beautiful in shape, texture, and color. But it takes all the pieces to make us who we are. (Pat ~ Rejoice always! )

Two ways the quilt metaphor applies to ourselves: Our experiences form a random pattern, and we get stung in the process. (Anne Light )

There are 2 ways you can get stung by a bee; he can sting you right on the tip of the nose *Ouch!* OR he can charge you $15 for a jar of honey. (deemac )

There are two ways to get away with snooping: Don't get caught, or if you are, claim you were looking for your car keys, but have gone through all the likely places already, so you started with the unlikely ones. (Anne Light )

There are two kinds of drinkers' car keys: Those that are lost, and those that should get lost. (Satuawany )

There are two kinds of people, the ones who give a shit, and the ones who take it. (Anne Light )

There are two kinds of templates, the boring ones and snowclones. Join me! "Invalid Item"  (Anne Light )

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