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List your Favorite quotes here! Rules: 1. No Cussing 2. No inappropriate sayings Funny Quote Of The Day: "Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs." Padfoot [Hakuna Matata] Wise Quote Of The Day: "A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. ~ Winston Churchill" fleckgirl Great Job On Really Getting My Attention! Have fun! Keep em 5 lines and smaller! |
[11-13-16 @ 9:09am] “Try not to associate bodily defect with mental, my good friend, except for a solid reason”
― Charles Dickens, David Copperfield [11-12-16 @ 2:23pm] “I am the shore and the ocean, awaiting myself on both sides.”
― Dejan Stojanovic [07-11-14 @ 1:06pm] My mother once said to me, "Elwood", she always called me Elwood, "in this life one must be oh, so smart or oh, so pleasant."
I've tried smart, I recommend pleasant. (Elwood P Dowd in the movie, "Harvey" [07-11-14 @ 1:02pm] oops, I see the posts are listed first first. Here is another line then [07-11-14 @ 1:00pm] Fly specks! Fly specks! All my life I have been swatting at fly specks when miracles have been leaning on lamp posts on 18th and Fairfax. From the best movie ever made, "Harvey" starring Jimmy Stewart. [07-11-14 @ 12:57pm] Fly specks! Flys pecks! All my life I have been swatting at fly specks when miracles are leaning on lamposts at 18th and Fairfax. (From "Harvey" a perfect movie you must not miss! It makes you a better person everytime you watch it!) [07-11-14 @ 7:23am] The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. (Anatole France)
[06-15-14 @ 12:43am] "A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer." Dean Acheson [06-12-14 @ 3:52pm] Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty.
~Stephen King
[06-09-14 @ 4:49pm] “Don’t fire unless fired upon, but if they mean to have a war, let it begin here.”
― John Parker [04-30-14 @ 12:26am] Read over your compositions, and wherever you meet with a passage which you think is particularly fine, strike it out. - Dr Samuel Johnson [04-29-14 @ 7:57am] "The aim of public education is not to spread enlightenment at all; it is simply to reduce as many individuals as possible to the same safe level, to breed a standard citizenry, to put down dissent and originality." - H L Mencken [04-29-14 @ 7:53am] "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams [04-29-14 @ 7:52am] "If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent; if you believe the military, nothing is safe." - Lord Salisbury [08-14-13 @ 7:30pm] Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it’s just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
[08-14-13 @ 7:28pm] His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen [08-14-13 @ 7:27pm] If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin [07-30-09 @ 10:29pm] "Outside a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx [07-30-09 @ 10:28pm] "The depressing thing about tennis is that, no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall." - Mitch Hedberg [07-30-09 @ 10:27pm] "I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize." - Steven Wright [06-13-09 @ 9:57am] "Life is too short to drink cheap wine" - Spanish proverb [03-07-09 @ 8:45pm] "You have to be determined to be successful."
"No matter how hard the task is, just go out and do it"
"take a risk, you may see a miracle happen" [01-16-09 @ 6:30am] "People are like stained glass windows; they sparkle and shine when the sun is out. But when darkness sets in, their beauty is revealed only if there's light within..." [01-16-09 @ 6:24am] "The power of Faith can change even Fate!!!" [11-21-08 @ 12:12pm] It is not enough that we do our best. Sometimes we must do what is required. Winston Churchill [11-06-08 @ 5:08pm] We are truly but shadows and dust. Our actions in life are what remain. [10-11-08 @ 3:51pm] "Why is there a pancake in the silverware drawer?" "You mean why is there silverware in the pancake drawer?" -Carla and Turk from Scrubs [10-11-08 @ 1:08pm] "The first rule of life is to live." -Dennis L. McKiernan [09-17-08 @ 8:54am] 'In my sentences I go where no man has gone before' Prez Dubya [09-17-08 @ 8:45am] "That depends on what your defintion of is is" Prez Bubba [08-28-08 @ 2:28am]
I consider the dark side of fantasy to be a
relief from the bright side of reality.
- Forrest J. Ackerman [08-28-08 @ 2:27am]
A plagiarist should be made to copy the author 100 times.
- Karl Kraus
[08-28-08 @ 2:27am] Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who only dream by night.
- Edgar Allan Poe
[08-04-08 @ 10:12pm] "It is generally not a good idea to put something you are allergic to in your mouth, especially if that thing is cats." ~Lemony Snicket [07-15-08 @ 10:56pm] Appreciate with your whole heart what you have. If you don't, it won't last long.
D.L.Fields [07-06-08 @ 3:30pm] I am not young enough to know everything. -J.M. Barrie, author of Peter Pan [07-04-08 @ 1:35pm] Look once...Listen twice .... Love til you get it right [06-22-08 @ 3:26pm] “I have great faith that there’s a master plan and that even if we don’t understand it and even if it’s heartbreaking, there’s a reason for everything. And I hold on to that.”
-TERRI URWIN, widow of Steve Irwin [05-15-08 @ 3:28pm] OT:Ugh, its the bold. I'll try and stop it. {/b} [05-01-08 @ 5:00pm] Johnny: [to Mrs. Oveur] Where did you get that dress, it's awful, and those shoes and that coat, jeeeeez! [05-01-08 @ 4:57pm] Steve McCroskey: The fog is getting thicker
Johnny: And Leon is getting laaaaaarrrger!
THE RETURN OF JOHNNY! AIRPLANE! [04-27-08 @ 10:53pm] If you need something short and clever to say but you can't think of anything yourself, then just quote somebody else." __ somebody else [04-27-08 @ 7:31pm] " Dogs with red teeth aren't nice" Me of course. OT: I'm being an idiot. [04-25-08 @ 10:32pm] YES! I REACHED A HUNDRED VIEWS! THANK YOU EVERY ONE! [04-25-08 @ 10:10pm] Come on! Only one more view and i'll hit a hundred! [04-25-08 @ 8:58pm] "It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."
Go ahead guess who? Try at it! [04-23-08 @ 8:58pm] "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer
[04-23-08 @ 3:59pm] "How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
- Anonymous Manufacturer
[04-23-08 @ 3:57pm] I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. [04-23-08 @ 7:57am] "A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah." - Ronald Reagan Total Displayed: 50 |