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Rated: 18+ · In & Out · Comedy · #194017
Wanna laugh? Wanna cry?? Wanna be random!? Come here. Bah!!
I like to be random. Say whatever you want, ICK! Just remember to be random. Random, random, rainy. Huh, what? Sorry, hyper, you see.

Psycho: Mr Zaborskii Author Icon @ 05-18-08 @ 3:07pm
*positions Steve on same rug and gets ready to pull*

Psycho: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon @ 05-19-08 @ 8:38am
Hey! You can't just position me anywhere you want to! *moves out of position*

Psycho: Mr Zaborskii Author Icon @ 05-19-08 @ 1:44pm
*grabs and puts back on rug* "Stay!"

Psycho: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon @ 05-20-08 @ 9:42am
My hat says "Ford" and I drive a Nissan. What's with us? Why must we lie to the world? Why can't we tell the truth about ourselves?

Psycho: Turkey DrumStik Author Icon @ 05-20-08 @ 3:41pm
Things sound a little kinky in here, or is it just me?

Psycho: Mr Zaborskii Author Icon @ 05-20-08 @ 5:44pm
Finally someone else steps on the rug! *triumphantly pulls rug out from under Iron Stik*

Psycho: Mr Zaborskii Author Icon @ 05-25-08 @ 7:47pm
*five days go by*

Psycho: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon @ 05-26-08 @ 1:15pm
..and then one more day...

Psycho: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon @ 05-27-08 @ 9:05am
...and another...

Psycho: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon @ 05-28-08 @ 9:38am
...and another...

Psycho: Turkey DrumStik Author Icon @ 05-28-08 @ 10:46am
Depends on the pickles' flavor, but the potatoes satisfy the carb cravings.

Psycho: Turkey DrumStik Author Icon @ 05-28-08 @ 10:46am
On that note, I think I need to get shitfaced this weekend. Badly.

Psycho: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon @ 05-29-08 @ 10:22am
Are you still talking about the pickles? Because I love pickles. I have five different kinds in the fridge, including pickled okra. Mmmmm!

Psycho: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon @ 05-30-08 @ 12:52pm
Mmmm! I tried that cranberry mustard too. Great on turkey. Usually I go with the Dijon.

Psycho: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon @ 05-31-08 @ 8:58am
As Jay Leno says, "Stupid commercial! What rich person would be making a sandwich in the back of his limo?"

Psycho: Mr Zaborskii Author Icon @ 06-02-08 @ 11:46pm
And maybe he has a phobia of sandwiches prepared in a public restaurant... like germs or something? So he makes the sandwich himself just to make sure...

Psycho: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon @ 06-03-08 @ 9:35am
I think someone has been playing in the mustard. Falderina? How many jars of mustard do you buy per week?

Psycho: Mr Zaborskii Author Icon @ 06-06-08 @ 12:31am
*Excuses Falderina and watches her leave room and fall off of a dock*

Psycho: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon @ 06-06-08 @ 9:17am
A dock? Where are we? On the edge of Lake Michigan? Look! A seagull!

Psycho: Turkey DrumStik Author Icon @ 06-06-08 @ 4:01pm
*twitch* *twitch* And that's just my lower lip!

Psycho: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon @ 06-07-08 @ 9:05am
I know. Your upper lip is doing a dance and taking up collections in a hat.

Psycho: Mr Zaborskii Author Icon @ 06-08-08 @ 10:31pm
Anyways...

Psycho: Mr Zaborskii Author Icon @ 06-08-08 @ 10:34pm
*intentionally changes subject so as not to get weirded out.*

Psycho: ⭐Princette♥PengthuluWrites Author Icon @ 06-09-08 @ 3:11am
Wows, look at her lips! *Shock* *changes subject back intentionally*

Psycho: Mr Zaborskii Author Icon @ 06-12-08 @ 2:01am
*gets weirded out and goes on killing spree*

Psycho: ⭐Princette♥PengthuluWrites Author Icon @ 06-12-08 @ 3:09am
Okay, so for MrZ, weirded out=killing spree. We should do something about that.

Psycho: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon @ 06-12-08 @ 9:34am
Yeah, but look at his cahrt. Hunger = killing spree, Loneliness = killing spree, Sleep dprivation = killing spree. I think he's got a bad case of the spree.

Psycho: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon @ 06-12-08 @ 9:36am
That's his chart, not his cart. We don't sell sprees here.

Psycho: ⭐Princette♥PengthuluWrites Author Icon @ 06-12-08 @ 9:46am
Especially the killing spree.

Psycho: Turkey DrumStik Author Icon @ 06-12-08 @ 9:53am
How about the punching spree?

Psycho: Mr Zaborskii Author Icon @ 06-12-08 @ 4:02pm
*goes on random spree*

Psycho: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon @ 06-13-08 @ 8:46am
Hmmm... is there a spree spree going on in here?

Psycho: Mr Zaborskii Author Icon @ 06-15-08 @ 7:06pm
*suspiciously* "Maybe..."

Psycho: Turkey DrumStik Author Icon @ 06-16-08 @ 2:36pm
*tosses some Kibbles 'n Bits at random bitches*

Psycho: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon @ 06-17-08 @ 8:33am
*wishes he was a bitch but he's not gonna quibble about it* ...Quibbles 'n Bitches, Quibbles 'n Bitches...

Psycho: Mr Zaborskii Author Icon @ 06-17-08 @ 12:35pm
RANDOMNESS!!!

Psycho: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon @ 06-18-08 @ 8:18am
Power to the Pickles! Especially the Dills! They deserve it!

Psycho: Coal Author Icon @ 07-08-08 @ 10:43pm
Wow. This place feels like home. *caresses Italian plaster*

Psycho: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon @ 07-12-08 @ 9:00am
*vomits*

Psycho: Mr Zaborskii Author Icon @ 07-12-08 @ 2:49pm
*Eats huckleberries.*

Psycho: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon @ 07-13-08 @ 7:41am
Me too. I always throw up when I eat them.

Psycho: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon @ 07-14-08 @ 7:45am
Then you should eat huckleberries instead. And even if you still vomit it will be a cool dark purple that stains everything it touches.

Psycho: Mr Zaborskii Author Icon @ 07-17-08 @ 11:07pm
Where do huckleberries grow anyways? According to the people in Montana, they only grow there...

Psycho: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon @ 07-18-08 @ 4:13am
They usually grow in huckles, if you can find one. Not everyone knows what a huckle is or where the closest one is located.

Psycho: Mr Zaborskii Author Icon @ 07-19-08 @ 1:49am
*comprehensively* Except the Montanans!

Psycho: Mr Zaborskii Author Icon @ 07-19-08 @ 1:51am
And that's why you only see them in Montana gift shops...

Psycho: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon @ 07-19-08 @ 9:12am
At outrageously high prices. I still hate myself for buying one.

Psycho: SolarFlare Author Icon @ 07-19-08 @ 3:11pm
I wish I could drive all the way to tomorrow to find a dinosaur in a pink leotard where the birds cry for the morning dew and elephants twirl their tutus for all to drink.

Psycho: SolarFlare Author Icon @ 07-19-08 @ 3:16pm
Oh to be manic and fly in my mind, all the way up where the old railroads grind. A fly in my soup and a dog in my tail, I'll take off to Mars in my great solar sail.

Psycho: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon @ 07-20-08 @ 9:53am
Sure you will. Now you know why they lock your door at night and an attendant has to accompany you when you have visitors.

Psycho: SolarFlare Author Icon @ 07-20-08 @ 10:40am
The boils, the boils, they're making me laugh. HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA! No! NO! Not the drugs. Not the drugs. Ugh! Ew! zzzzZZZZZZZ...

Psycho: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon @ 07-21-08 @ 8:16am
Thank God for high-powered sedatives. In the old days we had to chain them to the walls.

Psycho: Mr Zaborskii Author Icon @ 07-21-08 @ 5:37pm
*watches as doctors chain SolarFlare to the wall.*

Psycho: SolarFlare Author Icon @ 07-22-08 @ 5:21pm
Erm... No! I'm gone.

Psycho: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon @ 07-23-08 @ 5:49am
She's cured! It's a miracle!

Psycho: SolarFlare Author Icon @ 07-23-08 @ 12:17pm
♫Naaaa ♪Naaaa ♫Na ♪Naaaa ♪Naaaa! I was just pretending. *Pthb*

Psycho: Mr Zaborskii Author Icon @ 07-23-08 @ 8:34pm
SolarFlare is a girl?

Psycho: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon @ 07-24-08 @ 5:19am
You're a lot more interested now, aren't you? *Smile*

Psycho: Mr Zaborskii Author Icon @ 07-28-08 @ 10:29pm
(after very long pause) "Maybe..."

Psycho: Mr Zaborskii Author Icon @ 07-28-08 @ 10:34pm
"Steve, have you ever jumped into a freezing cold lake?"

Psycho: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon @ 07-30-08 @ 11:16am
Close to freezing cold. But I'm mostly a warm water person. Warm enough to make you sleepy. Are you a "Polar Bear"?

Psycho: Mr Zaborskii Author Icon @ 07-30-08 @ 1:14pm
The lake I jumped into (Lake Dorothy in the Sierra's) had glaciers on the side of it. I jumped in, jumped out, and that was that.

Psycho: Mr Zaborskii Author Icon @ 07-30-08 @ 1:18pm
and then I began to get hot... and I jumped in again.

Psycho: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon @ 07-31-08 @ 9:27am
And presumably back out again. How many times did you have to jump in and out before someone slapped your face and you said: "Thanks, I needed that"?

Psycho: Mr Zaborskii Author Icon @ 08-09-08 @ 12:58pm
No one slapped me in the face... I just stopped when I began getting external brain-freeze. There was ice cold quicksand on the other side of the lake, too, so I started playing there. Believe me, that was fun!

Psycho: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon @ 08-10-08 @ 9:53am
Yes, of course it was. Did you see any Martians?

Psycho: Mr Zaborskii Author Icon @ 08-11-08 @ 2:36am
What? There were Martians there?

Psycho: Mr Zaborskii Author Icon @ 08-11-08 @ 2:37am
*gasps* OH YEAH... I remember now. Yes, there were several. They were fishing.

Psycho: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon @ 08-11-08 @ 4:34am
What were they fishing for? Mars bars?

Psycho: Mr Zaborskii Author Icon @ 08-15-08 @ 2:13pm
Yes. The doctor told them they would find them in freezing cold lakes in the Sierras, so naturally...

Psycho: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon @ 08-16-08 @ 9:42am
Wait. You do realize that there is nothing at all "natural" about what you have said and that in fact you may be suffering from a mild mental disorder?

Psycho: Mr Zaborskii Author Icon @ 08-18-08 @ 2:05am
Mild? That's not the way the doctor put it, but yes: I do realize that. Suffering from anything yourself?

Psycho: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon @ 08-18-08 @ 7:44am
Ahem.. Don't make me be rude.

Psycho: Mr Zaborskii Author Icon @ 08-21-08 @ 12:01am
I don't have to. You already are.

Psycho: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon @ 08-21-08 @ 9:11am
It's just a defense mechanism. I'm actually very kind-hearted. *stomps on ant* What did the doctor call your disorder?

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