You gaze at the list in disgust. Who wrote this thing? You decide to be a superhero, because it looks like that will require the least effort on your part. What does a superhero wear anyway? Tights, a cape, maybe a mask... You run to the kitchen to make a list of the items you need.
Half an hour later, you have a cape (the front curtains) and a name (Captain Super Invisible), but you're still missing the mask and the tights. What should you do?