Robin glanced at the watch beneath his glove.
"Looks like it's time to meet the team." according to his watch, it was now the time when he had been told that his teammates would be stopping by the tower. Robin didn't expect them to be right on the nose, but he figured it would be best to go inside now and wait for them.
"What am I going to call this team?" Robin thought again. He quickly stopped himself after words. He hadn't even met his teammates yet and he was trying to name the team? However, there was one thing he did decide on once he reached the elevator. The look of the tower crossed his mind.
"The name should start with T.".
Soon Robin found himself entering the living room section on the tower. This room alone had all the necesities. Flat screen TV, a big and comfortable couch, the latest version of the Game Station, and a kitchen just steps away from the couch. Hopefully one of his new partners knew how to cook, because ever since leaving the lap of luxury at Wayne Manor, Robin had a takeout menu practically glued to his hand.
However, once Robin did come into the room, he saw he wasn't alone.
"Snafra? Snafra?" some gibberish was being repeated by the other occupant in the room. Robin knew immediately that she must be one of his new teammates. Mainly because she was floating around the room.
"Um, excuse me," the girl paused and looked beneath her. As she hovered down Robin got a better look at her. The first thing that he realized, was that he could see up her skirt, but the the next thing was her light orange skin. Robin wasn't sure, but he was guessing she wasn't from from around here. Even if she fell into a tank of acid her skin wouldn't be orange, it would be white.
However, the next things Robin noticed were her long, red hair, and of course that short purple skirt.
"Snafra, pazzowi excurst tilak zola Koriand'r." she spoke more gibberish. After wiping the blood off his nose, Robin was able to ask "I'm sorry, could you say that again, in english?".
The girl tilted her head to the side. Robin had no clue if she even understood what he said.
"Un egosh? Ez ogfra oitre nacvra tung?.....Ofkar!" she ended with enthusiasm.
"Ofkar?" Robin asked. The next thing he knew the girl threw herself at him, and planted her lips on his! Now, Robin was no stranger to this position, he just didn't expect it to happen right here right now. Even so, the concept of doing it with lonely foreign girl was still really hot.
His hands moved behind her, and he found the zipper on her top.
"What are you doing?" before he could even get it half way down, Robin was stunned to hear the girl speak.
"Oh uh, I was just...so you speak english?" he jumped off her and quickly covered his tracks. That was the first time in a long time that he had to deny about hitting on a girl.
"Forgive, but my people learn new languages through lip contact." she explained. Robin quickly got his composure back "Oh that's alright. So um, are you here to join the team?".
"Yes, I was told to arrive at this location and converse with "Robin"." she explained herself.
"That's me." Robin stuck out his hand, but found that the girl just stared at it. "Um, your supposed to shake it." he explained.
"Oh." the girl surmized that this must be some form of earth greeting. When she grabbed Robin's hand though, not only did it feel like it was being crushed, but when she shook it, she sent him flying.
"Oh no! Robin are you injured? Please accept my apologies." fortunately she accidentally tossed him onto the couch. Robin snapped out of his daze.
"Don't worry, I'm okay, for the most part. That's quite an arm." Robin said. His hand looked like Batgirl sat on it.
"I too admire your abundant limb strength." the girl giggled. She helped Robin get right side up, and then sat down next to him.
"So, what's your name?" he asked.
"Koriand'r, though I believe in your language it is Star-Fire." she said. "Starfire, that's a very, pretty name." Robin said.
"Thank you." after she thanked him, there was a moment of silence, and the two blushed. Right now Robin was really confused, he had no idea why he just faltered like that. This wasn't exactly the first time he'd talked to a hot girl, or even an alien.
"Maybe I'm just being professional" he figured, foolishly.
"So, tell me about yourself Starfire." that was classic.
"Very well, I-" she paused, and did something else Robin hadn't expected.
"Has the temperature risen in this room?" he watched as Starfire started to lift off her top.
"Starfire wait!" now this was another first for Robin. He was trying to make a girl keep her clothes, on. Now, you must understand how bizarre this is. Robin the boy wonder was not only known for his ways under the covers, he was also known as being the king of getting any girl out of their clothes. He could do it with his eyes closed, he do with just a few words, he could do it with the right amount of bird-a-rangs, sometimes he just looked at FJL members, and something would pop off.
Then again, as Starfire pulled her top back down, he noticed she had what looked like A-Cups.
"A dip in Chemical V will solve that." Robin thought.
"I cannot remove my clothing?" Starfire asked confused.
"Maybe later." something Robin hoped he would never say.
"So, where are you from?" another classic line.
"Well, I came from the planet "Tameran". It's in the far corner of this galaxy." she answered. It had been a while since Robin had talked to a an alien. Sure there was Supergirl, but she always had someone in her mouth, you couldn't tell what she was saying, unless you were that person.
"Why are you here?" Robin asked what was hopefully the last question.
"Some time ago, my people had heard that your "Justice League" had stopped the Thanagarians from conquering your world. Upon learning this, it was decided my planet should establish a peaceful alliance with your world, since we have had confrontations with the Gordanians too. As princess of Tameran, it was my responsibility to come to your world and do so. Things have changed however, yes?" she finished.
"Yes, now it's the FJL, the Fat Justice League, made up of all women. I should know, I was the first male member." Robin said.
Starfire gasped upon hearing this "You know the ones who operate in that giant tower orbiting above us?!". Robin could see that she was a fan of that team.
"Yes, in fact I-" Robin was interrupted when heard the door open.
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