“Hello everyone. Lincoln Loud here,” he said, beginning the morning by breaking the fourth wall. “You’re probably wondering why I'm so small. Well, that's because I was born a minizora. That means that at a mere three inches tall, I don’t have much chance of getting any bigger, but that’s life. I don't have a regular room, but I live in a unit that resembles a dollhouse, but is specialized for minizoras, complete with all the amenities of a traditional house. Also, because minizoras are considered handicapped by the government, we get aid to make the house minizora-friendly. That means elevators so I can reach shelves, this nifty lift that lets me use the stairs on my own, and a lot more cool contraptions all over the house. My life is pretty great, all things considered.
“I’ve got loving parents, ten awesome sisters, and pets that actually don’t want to chew on me. Then there are my clothes, a private TV, a game station, comics, and pretty much all the essentials of life at a miniature size. I even have a private bathroom, though it’s more like a tiny porta-potty that needs to be emptied once a week. Honestly, I’m pretty lucky. Granted, being so small, I’m pretty dependent on my sisters for a lot of stuff. I’m basically not allowed to go anywhere outside the house unless one of them is carrying me. Worse, because I’m so tiny and cute, most of the time, they insist on carrying me inside their clothes. That can get pretty nasty when one of them has a gas attack. Bleh. But usually, it’s okay.
“My mom and sisters have really soft, warm bodies, so except for a bad gas attack, I don’t mind being carried around in someone’s bra or even panties. And being a minizora, I’m durable enough that I can take pretty much whatever life throws at me, even my family using me as a communal sex toy. Again, not usually a problem. My family does so much for me, and it’s nice that I can give something back. It’s like my household chore. Certainly beats taking out the trash, I can tell you that.”
There came a knock at the dollhouse door.
“And it looks like my day is about to get started.” Lincoln casually headed over to the red door, ready to greet the world with a smile on his face, but who was there to greet him?
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