The South. All in all, it garners a relatively negative stereotype. One that encloses sexism, miseducation, typism, and redneckary. And in some cases, yes this is very true. But to Lilith, the volumptuous Vileplume moemon, it meant something else. It meant home. For this is where she grew up; with hot summers and cold winters, with plenty of friendly people, grits and hushpuppies, and the big ol' fields she used to play in. Since then, she has blossomed from a spoiled Oddish moemon into a beautiful, mature... if not somewhat dainty Vileplume woman.
Even now, Lilith is more than excited to see these wide open fields again as she romps through them with her friends. One, Shelli, a wild and untamed surfer chick from the more hustle-and-bustle areas of Kanto, and the other, Loupi, an awkward little girl from the rurals. She loved them both dearly, especially after how long they've been travelling together. However, while the love was more than mutual, both of them weren't quite as willing to spread it right now.
"I'M STARVED." Shelli, a young Wartortle moemon, crossed her arms over a non-existant bustline. She was certainly pretty enough, but had it not been for the long stream of cloudy silver hair, most of the young gentleman around town would have mistaken her for one of themselves. "Lilith, you said we'd be there in two days. It's been a WEEK." she growled at her older companion, "We wasted all of our food money on those stupid tickets in Saffron so we could get here, and that was when I was under the impression that we would only spend a day or two out in the forest." Shelli narrowed her eyes, "Either we get there today, or I'm heading back."
"Yeah, what she said." the smaller Psyduck moemon, Loupi, agreed with her gravelly voice. She, while cute in her own right, was far from actually attracting a crowd like her two older prettier friends. For one, she was plump. Not fat, but her rearend was almost as big around as her belly. Two was her fashion sense; Lilith had lectured her countless times that "raincoats don't go with everything, hun", but to no avail. Lastly, she was just immature in general; she liked guys and everyhing, but... "So either we get some food, or I'm outie." Well, you get the picture.
"Oh but you promised!" Lilith wailed, "You two said that you would accompany me back home to the ranch so you could meet my family!" Perhaps the most obvious hint to Lilith's heritage was her very thick, very "Southern Belle" accent. Rather than the rough drawl that most southerners had, Lilith's was smooth and lovely. In fact, it was just as smooth and lovely as she was, with her elegant curves and beautiful face all wrapped up in a dark blue sunday dress that just barely touched the tall grass of her family plantation's field. "Look, girls, I really do appreciate all this, and I do believe that you'll both have a wonderful time back at my ol' ranch, so please... just a li'l bit further?" she tilted up her red bonnet to reveal quivering pale eyes...
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"Fine." Shelli huffed, letting down her tough act slightly with a wavering smile, "I'll meet your parents and whoever else is at this family reunion, but can we just pick up the pace a little?" she rubbed her washboard abs (revealed by a tube top, in leiu of a tank top which was removed due to the head), "I mean, we haven't eaten in a few days, I think we could very well die out here if we're not careful." Loupi panted, sweating profusely, "Yeah... die..." (she had not removed her raincoat.)
Lilith chuckled cutely, "Oh don't worry 'bout dyin', the strappin' young Tauros moemon who work for Daddy are always out here in the fields." Shelli and Loupi wavered, "Wait, so your dad has..." they gulped in unison, for fear of upsetting Lilith's provenly violdent temper, "...slaves?"
"What?" the vileplume moemon laughed again, suprisingly brushing off yet another southern stereotype she had come to endure from her friends, "Oh no no, they just work for 'im... slaves, you girls are so silly." Shelli and Loui simply looked at eachother in a confused fashion, usually a quip like that would have sent the usually sweet and demure Lilith into a frenzy... "Wow, she must really like being home a lot, you didn't get slapped or yelled at or nuthin'!" Loupi pointed at Shelli, who was just as equally amazed. "Yeah... you'd figure after not eating for three days she'd be ready to punch me through a barn already..."
"Y'all comin'?" Lilith chimed, standing on a hilltop majestically. She looked lovely. Long black hair looked almost blue as the sun reflected her locks from afar, and the wind casually blew the bottom of her sundress. She looked ravishing...
"Don't tell me you girls caught a titch of the vapors?"
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"Pant..."
"Pant..."
"Pant..."
"Oh Loupi cut that out now!" Lilith scolded her diminiative little awkward, "Mommy'll be at the door to greet me any minute!" the Psyduck moemon ducked down, "Yes ma'am." she quacked, shrinking slightly into her raincoat fearing Lilith's belated rage from earlier. "So, aren't you gonna ring the doorbell, Lilith?" Shelli asked, noticing that in her hurry to look good, her southern companion had neglected to push the pale white button on the plantation.
Speaking of which, was huge. When Lilith said "ranch", Loupi and Shelli just assumed that it was a farm out somewhere in Hicksville. But this, this old mill house was absolutely gigantic. Obviously added on at the topmost floors (due to Daddy's large fortune no doubt) with the finest wood available, all painted white. Acres upon acres of land spread out wide, as the three of them learned earlier, into an adjoining yard full of crops. It was a Down Home Delight!
"No need, Shelli." Lilith explained, "We Vileplume can detect eachother's pollen, I'm sure- oh, here's Mommy now!" she said excitedly, apparantly smelling her mother through airborn pollen.
Soon the door opened to reveal...
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