-"It, like, totally stung!" She yelled out. Then she burst out in tears. Leroy had no choice but to catch his crying mother. She eagerly hugged him, her sobbing causing her breasts to rub up agianst his body.
-"I, euh... That didn't really go as planned...Sorry?" He desperately.looked over at Candice, who was staring wide eyed, mouth agape. Slowly, an angry frown was forming on her face. She gestured him that they had to talk upstairs when this was over, and quickly left the kitchen..
Soon, the sobbing stopped, but she kept on hugging him .
-"Sorry? Like, uuhm, don't worry about it."
She giggled.
-"I like the way your body, like, uh, feels." She said clumsily. "I mean. I'm like, so glad you're my boy."
Leroy quickly let go, and his mom leaned back against the kitchen counter, smiling at him. He was again taken by surprise, but he was convinced the whip had changed his mom somehow . His mother would never stumble through a sentence like that. It sounded like she had swallowed a couple of bottles of rum, but for all he could tell she was still sober.
-"Ok, mom. I love you too. Can I ask you a question?"
-"Sure. whatever."
-"What do you get when you multiply 6 by 9?"
-"What? I dunno, like, 44, 43?"
Leroy looked at her in desperation. He had accidentally given his mother the IQ of a pushpin.
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